A joke that shows the characteristics of 3 nationalities.

An american, a French and a Chinese was trapped in a desert
Along the way, they stumbled upon a lamp in which a genie appeared and grant them 3 wishes

The American asked for lots of money, and lots of money and asked to be sent back to America. Wish was granted.
The French asked for lots of pretty women, lots of pretty women and to go back to Franch. Wish granted.
The Chinese asked for lots of er-guo-tou(chinese spirit), ask for more spirit again, and feeling lonely he wished that the American and French to come back to the desert to drink with him. Wish granted.

So the American and the French were back in the desert. They were pissed to the core.

Along the way, the trio stumbled upon a beer bottle, in which another genie with lesser command of magical power appeared. He can grant them 2 wishes.

The same thing happened again.
The American asked for lots of money, and asked to be sent back to America. Wish was granted.
The French asked for lots of pretty women, and to go back to Franch. Wish granted.
The Chinese asked for lots of er-guo-tou(chinese spirit), and feeling lonely he wished that the American and French to come back to the desert to drink with him. Wish granted.

The American and the French popped back into the desert and felt freaking pissed off with the Chinese.

So they walked in the desert. Along the way, they stumbled upon a zippo lighter in which one more genie appeared. He could only grant them the trio one wish each.

The French and the American asked the Chinese to make the wish first, fearing they will be called back again.

Guess what the Chinese wished for?

"Hmm, I drank enough and I am contented. I have nothing to wish for. You can leave now, Mr. Genie."